sissel: *talks about her dreams of paarthurnax*
valialinde: i want to adopt this child-
sissel: also my dad and sister are really abusive to me
miraak, pulling out his sword: we will adopt this child
“miraak no” “MIRAAK YES”
paarthurnax, against all odds, is gonna have to side with miraak on this one
new grandchild! new grandchild! new gr
In a shocking turn of events, Paarthurnax is the one to take out Sissel’s dad after Miraak tells him that the LDB wouldn’t let him kill the man, flying off from the throat of the world for the first time in eras to go hunt down that bastard. Paarthy denies everything but informs them that Sissel will be arriving at the orphanage in a few days.
either that or altternatively he just comes out of the fuckin sky, to everyone screaming (except sissel! she recognizes him!), picks her up like a mama cat, and yeets off
arngier: master where did u get this child-
paarthurnax: dont ask questions this is sissel and i love her
sissel: :D
LDB: miraak, why did a courier just hand me a letter from Arngier saying that Paarthurnax just kidnapped a little girl from Rorikstead?
Miraak:
